KettlebellMonster™
The First & Only Social Network Built for Kettlebell Training
10 dedicated spaces. 300+ structured workouts. Built by Taco Fleur — 20 years of kettlebell education, 22,000+ students, and a platform no one can delete.
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We take the monster out of the kettlebell.
We create KETTLEBELL MONSTERS.
Your kettlebell life isscattered everywhere.
- Your training logs are scattered across apps — none of them built for kettlebells.
- Your community is on Facebook — until they delete you without warning.
- Finding real kettlebell content means wading through generic fitness noise.
- Your instructional videos are on YouTube — where an algorithm controls your reach.
- You manage clients over WhatsApp — buried under personal messages.
- Your courses live on someone else's platform — their branding, their rules, their fees.
One platform. Every kettlebell thing you do. Owned by you.
For athletes. For coaches. For everyone who goes beyond the swing.
10 Dedicated Spaces
Every part of your kettlebell life — training, learning, connecting, earning — lives inside KETTLEBELL MONSTER™. No more tab-switching. No more platform juggling.
Tap any space to see what's inside
Connect — How It's Different
Not a Facebook group. Not a generic social feed with a kettlebell hashtag. A social network engineered from the ground up for this one worldwide community.
Everything Links
Log a workout in Track — it surfaces in Connect. Complete a course — the badge shows in your feed. One system. Not ten apps pretending to talk to each other.
Kettlebell Only. Always.
No politics. No off-topic debates. No spam. Every post, every comment, every discussion is about kettlebell training — baked into the platform, not enforced by overwhelmed moderators.
Tribes
Create your own community-within-the-community. Your coaching students, your local training group, your certification cohort — a private focused space inside KETTLEBELL MONSTER™.
Structured Form Checks
Upload a video and request specific technique feedback. Not generic "great job!" — real coaching from people who know what a proper hip hinge looks like.
Zero Suppression
No black box deciding your content isn't performing. Post something — everyone who follows you sees it. Chronological, transparent, fair.
15 Years of Building This
Taco Fleur didn't just decide to build a social network. He built the audience, the content, and the community first — over 15 years. KETTLEBELL MONSTER is where it all comes together.
20 years. Gone.
No warning.
No appeal.
I'm Taco Fleur — programmer, kettlebell educator, and founder of Cavemantraining. I've been building online since 2009. 20+ books. 300+ workouts. 16,000+ students. 10 Facebook groups with 217,000+ members.
Then Facebook deleted my account. No explanation. No specific violation. No real appeal process. Twenty years of personal photos, family memories, thousands of instructional videos, a decade of community building — gone. The "download your data" option? A disorganized dump of files with no context.
Our commitment because of that experience
When it happened, there was no human to reach. No inbox to write to. No appeal. Just an algorithm and a wall.
KETTLEBELL MONSTER will never be that. With your membership, you will always have real human support — email, tickets, direct message. It doesn't matter if we're serving a thousand people or a million. That doesn't change.
— Taco Fleur
When it happened, I went from 12-hour to 16-hour days. I moved the launch date up. The platform got finished faster. This was the catalyst — not the beginning of the journey.
The real lesson came earlier: you can't build a professional platform on someone else's infrastructure. Plugins break. LMS systems don't work the way you need. Every update breaks something. I spent years fighting tools instead of building the product. Never again.
Read the Full Story →Enterprise-Grade, From Day One
After years of fighting WordPress plugins and broken LMS systems, KETTLEBELL MONSTER was built on the same infrastructure used by the world's largest companies. Not because it's flashy — because you deserve a platform that won't break.
Used by: Nike, DHL, Walmart, Discord, Coinbase, Cloudflare powers over 20% of all internet traffic.
Used by: 1Password, Mozilla, Johnson & Johnson, PwC — and over 1 million developers.
Used by: TikTok, Twitch, Hulu, GitHub, Notion — the framework of the modern web.
Used by: Netflix, Reddit, Airbnb — enterprise-grade email delivery at planetary scale.
The same infrastructure stack trusted by Nike, Walmart, Coinbase, 1Password, Mozilla, and PwC is what KETTLEBELL MONSTER runs on. Your data is safe. Your platform won't be deleted. This time, we own it.
Earned.
Not Given.
We're issuing Founding Member rank to those who were here before the doors opened. It doesn't expire. It can't be bought.
What Founding Members get
We'll notify you as each person opens their invite, and again when they sign up. You always know exactly where you stand.
Be First When We Open the Doors
KETTLEBELL MONSTER™ is launching soon. Join the waitlist to get early access, founding member pricing, and the free beginner package on signup. Android app available now — iOS coming soon.
Free to join. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.
Members always get real human support — email, tickets, direct message. No matter how big we get.